I have to be the dumbest man on the face of the planet. You will see why in a moment.
Tonight, we were watching Deadpool because number two came out and my wife had not seen the first one. I wanted to watch the 2nd one, but if you have not seen the first, I am not sure how much sense it will make.
There was a scene where they enter a strip joint. Vanessa is not a stripper in this scene. Well there was a pole dancer and I asked my wife if she could dance like that.
I was joking, but if you could have seen the look on her face it would have been worth a million words. She went from being somewhat okay to watching the movie to a frown on her face like I have never seen before.
I could almost see the tears. Then I felt bad. I did not mean anything by it, but obviously she was upset.
Hence I have to be the dumbest man on the face of the planet title. I was joking, but by the look she gave me, she did not like the joke. She almost took it as a personal insult. I went to sit beside her, but honestly I am not sure that helped.
Here is my suggestion as a guy when speaking to a female take captive your thoughts before a word comes out of your mouth. You could have the attitude of “Suck it up Buttercup” as I do, or you could be more like Christ and express a loving concern for you fellow man or woman.
I should have stopped, paused, and thought before I opened my big stupid mouth. As I said I was joking, but when your wife is already somewhat self-conscious about her appearance, then making a dumb ass comment does not help.
To my wife, please forgive me. To the rest of you, think before you speak. Do not be like me and blurt out whatever is on your mind.